Unbelievable. This online dating thing is hilarious! So, tonight I got an Email from a guy who goes by the screen name “True Romeo.”
It reads, “I am going to be totally forward and honest, I want to give you a massage. I can either come to you or you can come to me. I will be in the Anaheim area (down by Disneyland) all week this week. Let me know either way…”
Wow Romeo, a free massage by Fabio? That’s one SUPER tempting offer! And your long hair? Well, it’s my turn to be totally forward and honest – it makes me want to crawl up inside that mane and take a ride on your Space Mountain, baby!
Tell me, does your hair smell of patchouli oil and sweat as I imagine it would?
Oh, and the denim on denim look from 1992! Meow. Just thinking of it is driving me wild. If you promise me I can put your long locks in pigtails and you’ll sing to me a Menudo song, then you can consider me on my way to the happiest place on earth!”
Uhh, no Romeo. Not going to happen.
Yes, I just got out of that relationship and have to say if I’m hoenst with myself and everyone on here there’s a few reasons I stayed in it or kept going back to it 1. Not wanting to accept it really wasn’t what I needed due to focusing on the potential of the guy instead of what he really was or wasn’t. 2. Going back to him again and again because its easier to have the wrong person than noone sometimes.3. Tired of dating and resigning to well their all gonna turn into the same ass eventually. 4. Not being emotionally available myself either at the time, so half a relationship was acceptable. Reasons to leave, there’s only one. Finally realizing that I’m ready and deserve to have someone in my life that is capable of being there for me as much as I am for them. Even though its scary and lonely at times and yes I still miss him its worse being in a relationship that’s not healthy.