You never know what you have until it’s gone.
Try toilet paper for example.

Debbie began blogging in 2009 in order to cope with the perils of dating.  She is neither a Mommy Blogger nor a mommy and has zero desire to offer advice on either.  Well, except that an unmade bed is easier to get into.

Here, you will find sarcastic quips about things she has greater familiarity with — like her addiction to bean & cheese burritos, her adoration for Jesus and her unhealthy attachment to the Puggle that rules her heart named The Judge.

Debbie shared her momma’s uterus with an identical twin and lacks both a space bubble and her own identity as a result of having a Wombmate.

We realize this blog isn’t for everyone. Some of you may want to try your luck on eHarmony.

This is The Judge. Not the twin. Or momma’s uterus.


Debbie graduated from Arizona State University with a degree in English and Spanish. She went on to receive a Master’s in Theology from Fuller Theological Seminary in Pasadena, CA.  Additionally, Debbie has an expired Real Estate license, bartending license, teaching credential and is an ordained minister. To say this wordsmith is a jack of all trades is an understatement.