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Things That Should Be Banned Along With Donald Sterling

April 29, 2014 By: Debbie Smith7 Comments

Mankind knows no limit. Honestly, humanity is amazing! Do you realize that out of nothing at all, we've created famous structures like Machu Picchu, the Great Wall of China, the BIGGEST ... [ Read More ]

What’s in a Name?

March 25, 2014 By: Debbie Smith18 Comments

Based on my name alone, I often wonder if my parents thought they were having kittens rather than twins. I desperately want to believe my name selection resulted from last-minute spontaneity. ... [ Read More ]

Things I don’t understand. Like SkyMall.

March 19, 2014 By: Debbie Smith6 Comments

Remember that time you got SO drunk at Phoenix Sky Harbor airport before a flight to Burbank, that by the time you boarded your plane, not only had you ordered another drink, but you'd also purchased ... [ Read More ]

Family Traditions

June 12, 2013 By: Debbie Smith1 Comment

Here in the United States, we set aside one Sunday in June to honor fatherhood and celebrate paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. (HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, POPS!) But in our family, the ... [ Read More ]

Logging off from ‘Weiner’net Dating

March 28, 2012 By: Debbie Smith3 Comments

Oh sweet cheeks, look at you just sitting there as deflated as a beach ball in December!  I know, I know.  This whole online dating process just makes you want to choke a baby or slap your own face ... [ Read More ]

Camshafted in Texas

August 17, 2011 By: Debbie Smith2 Comments

  “This is Texas.  Change your plates or move back,” read the Post-It© note that someone stuck on my side-mirror a few months ago.  “To hell with California,” it continued. “WAIT, WHAT?  Why ... [ Read More ]

Male Order Bride

July 13, 2011 By: Debbie5 Comments

male order bride

He walks into the bar most nights with his shoulders slouched down as his heavy feet scuff loudly against the cement floor - but not tonight. With dark eyes that match the hair dye he uses to color ... [ Read More ]

Male Polish

March 21, 2011 By: Debbie Smith3 Comments

I've purchased several bottles of nail polish simply because I'm inexplicably drawn to the name. I tend to gravitate toward varying shades of Red. I am even the proud owner of one bottle of "Friar, ... [ Read More ]

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About Debbie

Debbie J. Smith lives in Austin, Texas and is the published writer, stand-up comedian and former NFL cheerleader who lowered her bar so much she tripped on it.

Debbie welcomes you to subscribe (above) to her blog and marinate in the fresh perspective and the nuggets of funny she freely offers here. Read More…

My Most Recent Posts

  • The Shutdown March 15, 2020
  • Faith and Flapjacks July 2, 2018
  • And Then I Lost My Balance June 20, 2017
  • Fill These Empty Hands September 8, 2016
  • Raising Moments March 31, 2016

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The Shutdown

As the world closes its doors to keep the coronavirus out of its crevices, my heart has only just begun to slowly open ... [ Read More ]

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