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Messin’ with Texas

January 27, 2011 By: Debbie Smith2 Comments

Wow, I have no idea how some girl named Debbie did all of Dallas when this one is just hoping to get a date in this state.   Truth is, I didn’t move to Texas to find a man.  I came to find fresh ... [ Read More ]

My life in nine minutes and thirty-seven seconds

October 25, 2010 By: Debbie3 Comments

When I enrolled in a local comedy class years ago, my desire was to learn in the class how to write comedically. I didn't. I did, however, have to perform ten minutes in front of a sold-out audience ... [ Read More ]

Lost and Found

October 14, 2010 By: Debbie Smith2 Comments

“I lost it,” she said as she stepped outside the bathroom stall.   “Uh, you lost what?” I asked, a bit hesitant to hear the answer from one of nine young girls I’d been asked to counsel for a week ... [ Read More ]

A one-eyed blog

July 23, 2010 By: Debbie Smith20 Comments

gouged eyelid

My stylist is always telling me that I'm a "Spring." That’s super! Until, of course, the warm tones in my cheeks begin to draw unnecessary attention to the chartreuse in my bruised and scabbed eyelid ... [ Read More ]

Things that dangle

July 15, 2010 By: Debbie Smith10 Comments

There I was, both legs dangling. D-A-N-G-L-I-N-G... Dangling like that small fleshy lobe at the back of one’s throat. Dangling like a roadrunner stuck on your bumper. Dangling like male ... [ Read More ]

When life gets in the weigh

July 10, 2010 By: Debbie Smith28 Comments

Tubby

If I were a celebrity, this would be my “JSP” – You know, my Jessica Simpson Phase? It’s that time of life when you’ve gone and gained a few pounds so instead of looking fit you look puffy and instead ... [ Read More ]

In Loving Memory of the RIP Sticker

June 27, 2010 By: Debbie5 Comments

Stick Figure Family

Okay, here’s something I just don’t understand RIP decals on the car window in tribute to a deceased Hector or Juan, Spanky, Janice or whomever? I mean “RIP Daddy” is super thoughtful and ... [ Read More ]

Pica Boo

April 5, 2010 By: Debbie Smith9 Comments

Pica Boo

“All right stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new addiction…” I was sitting in an outdoor cafe enjoying great conversation with a friend when I realized that I had a ... [ Read More ]

A letter to my uterus

March 8, 2010 By: Debbie Smith5 Comments

uterus

NOTE:  I write about things that affect me, whether difficult or hopeful.  In all that I am going through or experiencing, I try to find humor.  I do this for me more than for you. So, with that, and ... [ Read More ]

Life in Laguna “Weeds”

February 11, 2010 By: Debbie Smith1 Comment

Laguna Weeds

Imagine a lifestyle where every day feels like a vacation. A home where you are surrounded by an extended family of elderly friends and caring staff who can help you… when you fall and crack your ... [ Read More ]

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About Debbie

Debbie J. Smith lives in Austin, Texas and is the published writer, stand-up comedian and former NFL cheerleader who lowered her bar so much she tripped on it.

Debbie welcomes you to subscribe (above) to her blog and marinate in the fresh perspective and the nuggets of funny she freely offers here. Read More…

My Most Recent Posts

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