There I was, both legs dangling. D-A-N-G-L-I-N-G... Dangling like that small fleshy lobe at the back of one’s throat. Dangling like a roadrunner stuck on your bumper. Dangling like male ... [ Read More ]
When life gets in the weigh
If I were a celebrity, this would be my “JSP” – You know, my Jessica Simpson Phase? It’s that time of life when you’ve gone and gained a few pounds so instead of looking fit you look puffy and instead ... [ Read More ]
Pica Boo
“All right stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new addiction…” I was sitting in an outdoor cafe enjoying great conversation with a friend when I realized that I had a ... [ Read More ]
A letter to my uterus
NOTE: I write about things that affect me, whether difficult or hopeful. In all that I am going through or experiencing, I try to find humor. I do this for me more than for you. So, with that, and ... [ Read More ]
Life in Laguna “Weeds”
Imagine a lifestyle where every day feels like a vacation. A home where you are surrounded by an extended family of elderly friends and caring staff who can help you… when you fall and crack your ... [ Read More ]
My Humbling Two Minutes and Thirty-two Seconds with Ellen in April 2009
There's nothing quite like concluding one's 15 minutes of fame with a PSA on ELLEN letting all of America know you've lost your house and your job but gained access to a senior living community where ... [ Read More ]
Wanna Play With Daddy?
Maybe I’m just not cut out for online dating... The last time I signed up for an online dating site, I ended up on a blind date in the Bahamas (long story) with a man from Birmingham, Alabama who ... [ Read More ]